“Holy shit Luke! What the fuck did you do to us?!” Max freaked out and tried turning to Luke. But because their heads were fused he couldn’t look at him. “What the hell happened?!”
“Max! Calm down!” Luke did his best to stop Max from thrashing around. “Just hold still, you might make things worse!” Instantly, Max stopped thrashing around. Max was taking deep breaths, trying to calm himself down. Luke was pushing Max, trying to feel if they were combined anywhere else. After finding that nothing else was joined together, Luke began splitting them. He decided to start with their heads. Max stretched his cheek once their faces popped apart.
Now that their heads were free, they could fully examine the rest of their body. Max leaned as far away from Luke as their bodies would allow. Luke grabbed him with their crossed arms and pulled him close as a sharp pain surged through them. Max glared at Luke and thrashed their joined arms around giving him the hint to just keep splitting. Luke sighed. He should have known Max wouldn’t want to be stuck with him. He shouldn’t have even thought about it.
Luke continued his work and un-fused their arms. Before Luke could stretch it out, Max was already pulling at their leg. Luke let out a loud sigh, getting irritated at Max. Max, once again shook their leg impatiently waiting for Luke. Luke had had enough of Max’s attitude and ripped their legs apart, causing them to stumble back and fall into the bathroom.
After banging their heads together a second time Max growled at Luke, “What the fuck Luke! Seriously, what’s your problem?!”
“What’s my problem? What’s MY problem?!” Luke was glaring right in Max’s eyes, “You’re my fucking problem! I accidently fuse with you, and believe me; at this point it would have to be a big accident because I would never want to be stuck with an ass like you on purpose! And what happens? You get all fucking pissed off about it and don’t even give me a minute to catch my breath! That’s what MY problem is!”
“Hey, fuck you man!” Max was about ready to punch Luke in the jaw. “I didn’t ask to be stuck to you ether! Why can’t you guys just leave me out of this for a few minutes like I asked?! This is exactly why too! Shit goes wrong, and I don’t want some asshole like you being stuck to me forever!” Max unclenched his fist and instead lifted himself, and Luke, off the ground. Once they were standing again Max grunted at Luke, “Hurry up and undo this, I can’t stand the sight of you.”
“Gladly!” Luke sarcastically cheered. “I don’t see how your girlfriend puts up with you…” Max snapped, and punched Luke in the left side of his jaw. This caused them to once again fall to the ground. Luke responded by giving Max a few jabs to the chest and stomach. Max leaned forward and head-butted Luke in the face. After that, the two of them erupted in an all out brawl. They rolled around on top of each other exchanging kicks and blows. Half of the time they pulled or hit each other so hard they felt like their chests were going to rip apart. Only to be snapped back together and causing more pain when they crashed into each other.
After getting tangled up again an each of them having a few bumps and bruises, they lay motionless trying to catch their breath. Max lifted his head and looked down at Luke, “Fuck, this is getting us no where… We’re just pissing each other off the more we stay like this. What do you say we just split? Then we don’t have to be around each other. Sound like a plan?”
Max could see that Luke wasn’t quiet with it. He lifted himself off Luke as best he could to give him some air. Luke opened his eyes, but they rolled back in his head.
“Luke?! LUKE?!” Max started to panic. I didn’t hit him that hard did I?! I avoided his head, right?! Well, there was that head-butt, but that wasn’t very hard. He still fought back after that! “Luke!! Hey, stay with me buddy!” Max lifted them into a sitting position and held Luke’s head. “Just stay with me ok?”
"Buddy?" Luke groaned and opened his eyes, only to see tears forming in Max’s. Luke smiled in spite of himself, “What's with this buddy thing? I thought you hated me? And what's wrong with your eyes? You look like your about to cry.”
“What?! I don’t hate you! You’re... one of my best friends…” Max smiled and whipped his eyes, “You scared the shit out of me! I thought you were seriously hurt. Don’t ever do that again! Ok?!”
“All right, all right.” Luke grinned, unable to hide it. The two of them gave each other a friendly hug. When they let go, they felt the tug on their chests. Luke let out a light chuckle, “Ok. Let’s get this over with. I’ll have us apart in no time.”
“Wait!” Max yelled, “I… I don’t think… it would be, so bad… ya know, staying together… for just a bit!”