"Holy shit!" Luke shouted, but it sounded as if both he and Max had said it at the same time. "Look at us! And our voice! We're two-face from batman!" Luke turned side to side as he laughed.
"Yup! With you as the freaky, ugly, disfigured side!" Max half of their face grew into a giant grin.
"Ya, whatever dude. We're freaking hot!" Luke started flexing his side, and posing as though the mirror were a camera, he grinned as Max started doing the same. Their bodies matched up perfectly, but the only thing that gave them away was their split hair colours. Luke stared in the mirror and thought to himself, 'Wow, this is awesome! I can't believe Max and me are joined together, on our own! It's a dream come true, ha, dream... more like a fantasy! Just look at that body... we're so fucking hot... o crap! I think I'm getting hard! Think of something else, anything! Shit, it's getting bigger! Wow, what the hell?!'
Max bend over holding his sides as he laughed. Luke straightened them up and couldn't find what Max was laughing so hysterically at. "Max, whats so funny?"
Max didn't say a word, but he did think to himself. 'Oh nothing Luke, nothing. But i have to agree with you, we are fucking hot, and it is like a dream come true.'
Luke was shocked at first, he had forgotten that he and Max could hear each others thoughts. But after hearing all that Max had thought he couldn't help but smile. 'Wow, he really wants to be stuck with me?'
'Yes Luke' Max thought 'I really do!'
"Oh right" Luke said out loud, "That telekinetic thing"
"Haha," Max started to laugh again, "I don't think we're telekinetic, it's more so that we share a brain."
"Speaking of which, mine, or ours, or who's ever it is!" Luke rubbed their head, "Is getting a headache."
"Yah, I feel it too." Mark closed his eye. "Maybe we should split our heads, that could be causing it."
"Yah, ok" Luke made them nod, and then began splitting their head. He did what he always did, and tried to pull their heads out of each others. But this time it wasn't working. 'Oh crap' Luke thought, ' I can't split us, what am i going to do? He'll freak out and never want to do this again!'
'Don't worry Luke,' Mark thought, ' I won't freak out, and I would join with you any time u wanted! Here, let me give it a try.' Mark imitated what Luke had been doing and tried pulling their heads apart. It was difficult at first, but soon he and Luke's head were dividing. Max had to rest a moment, "Wow, I'm sorry for being such an ass about not separating me and my dad. It's hard work! But at least now our heads are apart!"
"Yah..." Luke sighed with a smile, "At least our heads are!" Max and he looked in the mirror and saw that Max was right, their heads had be split, onto the same neck. "Whatever, it's your first time. You did good!"
"Yah!" Max chuckled in their mixed voices, "Now your just a pain in the neck!"