Kyle felt the cell phone in his jacket pocket vibrate. "What is it?" he answered, with an abruptness typical of bums.
"It's Charley," his cousin answered. "We've got the kangaroo, like you said. We're waiting in the backyard."
"Well don't bring him in just yet," Kyle answered back. "I haven't been able to spike the punch yet, and we can't bring him in until everyone's drunk."
Kyle closed the cell phone and put it in his pocket. Suddenly, he though he heard a clown car come in through the driveway. Sure enough, less than a minute later who but Jen and Jac-Jack should come in, carrying arm loads full of pizza boxes. "Hey everyone," Jen shouted, honking her nose, "pizza's here!"
As the other clowns all turned to look at Jen, Kyle immediately removed the flask from his jacket and, unscrewing the lid, poured it's contents into the punch bowl.
*****
Jay-Jay was in ecstasy; here he was in a closet making out with such a hilariously pretty clown girl. Already he had her panties off and had his big red nose buried into her slit. Pinky worked her thighs, squeezing his nose. Honk! Honk!
Suddenly the sound of Jay-Jay's sister rang in his ears. "Hey everyone! Pizza's here!"