Mark was laying on Ethan when he opened his eyes. He felt himself lift up and down as Ethan breathed, Mark saw that they had been laying in bed for over an hour. He should probably get up, but he was still attached to Ethan. Mark started fidgeting, his face had been glued to Ethan's with sweat and drool, and his arms were pinned beneath Ethan's back.
Mark peeled his face away and stared down at his sleeping body buddy. Mark began nudging Ethan to wake him up. "Hey... Ethan... are you awake?" Ethan rolled them over and on top of Mark. Mark sighed and started shaking. "Uhg, wake up dam it! I need to go to the bathroom!"
Ethan lifted his head and sleepily yawned, "Mark? Uh, what is it little buddy?" Ethan was rubbing the sleep out of his eyes.
Mark smiled, "I need to go to the bathroom."
"Uhmm Ok... Well, seeing how I go wherever you go, we might as well take a crap at the same time too." Ethan eased them out of bed, "Should be easier now that our dicks aren't conjoined anymore." Ethan gave his hips a shake, slapping there dicks together, still a bit hard from their nap.
"Ya, maybe once our morning wood goes away!" Mark laughed as Ethan shook his head with a grin.
They managed to get in the bathroom without trouble, but they weren't use to standing sideways at the toilet. Ethan ended up shaking them both off with one hand; Mark couldn't help but turn deep red as his body got warmer. Ethan felt it and grinned, giving Mark another shake. "Haha, come on Mark. Let's go see if Luke is home. Find out if he can split us so we can rejoin in a better position. Maybe two headed!"
Mark grinned at the thought of still being conjoined with Ethan, "Hmm sharing a body with you... I guess two headed it is! Let's go!" Mark practically dragged Ethan across the hall and opened Luke's door slowly, peaking through when they heard someone sleeping.
They walked to the bed and saw Luke and Mark joined from the hip down, sharing a pair of legs. Their upper halves were split, but in a close embrace of tangled arms with their faces pressed right beside each other. Mark sighed, "They're asleep... Should we wake them?"
"I don't know. They look exhausted, I don't really want to wake them up. You don't mind staying like this longer do you?" Ethan rubbed Mark's back.
"Nah, of course not! I like being joined, besides they should be awake soon anyways."
"Ya, i know what you mean. Ok, I think our stomach is about to growl, let's go get something..." Ethan halted mid step when he caught Luke's bruises out of the corner of his eye. "Mark, look!"
"Wow! What the fuck happened?"
"Luke? Wake up! Luke! Max! Hey!" Ethan reached down and vigorously shook the sleeping pair. Luke and Max both groaned as they opened their eyes.
Max sat up and looked at Ethan, "What is it? We were sleeping."
"What happened to Luke?!" Ethan sounded angry, so Mark rubbed their chest to ease him. Ethan took a deep breath and calmed down a bit, "Max, what happened to Luke? Is he hurt?"
"I'm fine dad! I'm right here, you could ask me too you know..." Luke sat up beside Max. "Anyways, it's a long story... so what do you guys need? It must be important to come wake us up."
"Well... as long as your all right..." Ethan sat him and Mark on the foot of the bed. "We were wondering if you could split us apart now. We don't mind being stuck together, but we're tired of being chest to chest."
"Didn't seem like you were tired of it when you were rubbing one out earlier!" Max smirked as Ethan and Mark both rolled their eyes.
"Ya, ok." Luke was laughing, "I'll help you guys out seeing how your having trouble beating off like that." Luke pulled Max with him as he sat forward and put his hand on Ethan and Mark's chest. He closed his eyes as he concentrated, but he couldn't pull them apart. "Max, give me a hand..."
All four of them stood up, Max and Luke grabbed onto Mark and Ethan, and started pulling them as hard as they could. Ethan and Mark were both clenching their teeth as it felt like their chest was being ripped open.
"Ok stop!" Mark yelled, "It's not working... It just fucking hurts..."
"Ya" Ethan agreed rubbing their sore chest. "Now what the hell are we suppose to do?"
"I don't know." Luke sighed, trying to think. "U can't split yourselves. I can't split you. Max can't split you. And even with us all working together, we can't split you... I really don't know..." Luke and Max exchanged solemn looks. They got up and headed to the bathroom, "We'll let you guys have a minute in private..."
Ethan and Mark both looked at each other. Mark rubbed his head, "I can't believe it... We're stuck together... forever..."
"Don't worry Mark," Ethan was doing his best to stay calm, "Maybe the suit can split us!"
"That won't work. Remember when my dad and Max tried it on... it only made things worse and they still couldn't get apart." Mark sighed. "I wonder how my dad is going to react to this... His best friend inseparably fused together with his son."
They looked at each other again and grinned while Ethan rubbed Mark's back, "Well... We did want to be joined, but not like this."