"Hey!" Jess called from the TV room. "I'm getting thirsty! Are you two lesbos gonna come out here are are you too busy making out?"
"We're coming!" answered Cat. Under her breath she growled, "I've just met that bitch and already I want to throttle her."
"Well, we'll take care of her soon enough," answered Mary. "She always was the class clown; now she'll be one for real!"
They walked out to the TV room; Mary gave Jess the root beer. Jess took a long pull and then let out a loud BELCH! "My, that's real good, hee hee," she giggled.
Cat sat the bowl of popcorn down in front of Jess's chair. She and Mary sat down on the floor together, her hand on Mary's shoulder. "Uh, I don't mind if you hold hands or anything, hee hee, but if you're gonna get all kissy and mushy, hee hee, do it where I can't see you, hee hee."
"Don't worry, we won't do anything to offend you," said Mary coyly.
The movie went on. Jess kept giggling and chuckling, even when the parts weren't funny. "Excuse me, hee hee," she said. Her voice sounded high and squeaky, as if she inhaled some helium. "My shoes feel kind tight, hee hee. Can I take them off, hee hee?"
Mary frowned; Jess alway had a bit of a foot oder problem. "Go ahead," she said; she wanted to see Jess's growing feet.
Jess took off her shoes, and Mary stared. They had swollen, and not only that, her toes were wider to boot. To top it off, Mary caught the scent of cotton candy!
Mary looked up at Jess's face. Jess's complexion was pale, as if she'd been out of the sun for a long time-save that her cheeks and her nose were rosy red; Mary was certain Jess hadn't been wearing any makeup when she came in. Those same lips were stretched into a wide smile. Jess's eyebrows had become black lines and arched high on her forehead and blue triangles were forming under her eyes. Bright red was creeping into Jess's blond hair, which was curling into tight ringlets. The biggest change was Jess's nose; it was even redder than her hair or lips, and just beginning to plump up...