"Venus," the girl giggles.
"Huh?" You, having the most prestigious minds in history (at school) can't believe that. Venus is in space!
"Venus, named after the goddess," the girl confirms.
"Oh, not the planet." You think out loud.
"Yeah, not the planet," the girl laughs. It's in between an evil laugh and a genuine laugh, you can tell.
"So why is everybody here a, um," You stutter, trying to find words.
" Yeah, it's just that very recently, all the boys in the town disappeared 5 years ago," says the greeter. "We burned down the boyish buildings and replaced them with our style of building."
"Wow. Um, I need a place to stay," you say.
"Ok, here." she hands you a map. You stare. Where to go?