You exit the stall and go to wash your hands. Standing beside you, readjusting her makeup is the hottest woman you've ever seen outside of a magazine. She's wearing a hot pink midriff top and a tiny, matching skirt. Even without the strappy heels she was wearing she would probably be taller than you, and your height hasn't changed-- just the equipment between your legs has changed.
Normally you would have nothing to say to a woman this hot, but a thought bubbles into your mind and you run with it. "Excuse me, do you have any extra tampons? I forgot to grab some this morning and I'm worried things might start soon..."
She gives you and your manly voice a quizzical look, but a quick glance down to your jeans' obviously empty crotch and a quick parsing of your words and she smiles. "Yeah, I hate when that happens." She hands you a couple of them and you pocket them.
"Thanks," you respond, "I couldn't help but notice that you seem to have been crying. Care to talk about it?" She nods and you both sit down on the restroom's couch to chat.
"My name is Stacy, by the way... You see it's my boyfriend," she says, a small waver in her voice, "He just dumped me and..." You actively listen as she tells you her story. You grab the flashlight from your pocket and without looking at it you swap it to its blue setting. You place your hand on her smooth thigh, to comfort her, but also to get the flashlight into place. You keep your eyes focused on her cool blue eyes, but out of the bottom of your peripheral vision you watch as a nob slowly indents into Stacy's hot pink mini-skirt. Just as slowly it moves into the category of very tentpole in her skirt. Finally the skirt looks like a silly cape for a girthy penis. You smoothly turn off the flashlight and put it back into your pocket, without breaking eye contact.
"...and that's why he dumped me. Thank you so much for listening." she concludes. She looks you over again, and then reaches up a hand to scratch your beard stubble. "You know, I'm not usually interested in women, but you're so cute." Before you can respond she pulls you toward her and kisses you. Goosebumps travel all the way down your spine, a gushing feeling is felt below, and your heart palpitates. It feels like an eternity before either of you is willing to break the kiss.
"You know, ..." she says...