"Now, we need to do your hair," the old woman said. She and Jeanie each picked up a comb and a can of hairspray, and began combing and spraying their hair.
As they worked, Dan and Sally's hair changed. Dan's brown hair darkened to a dull black, and gre past his ears. Despite his young age, the hair on top of his head fell out while the hair from his temples to the back of his head became thick and fluffy. Meanwhile Jeanie's blond hair became bright red, green, pink, blue, purple, and yellow, and curled into a bushy Afro. Jeanie and her grandmother stepped back and smiled, pleased with their creations. As a final touch, they placed a lace cap that matched her dress on Sally's rainbow afro and a battered black derby on Dan's shiny bald head.
The clown couple walked-or rather waddled, what with their big feet and Dan's fat body-out into the lobby. After paying the owner, they walked out the door and...