Jess and Joe.stepped off of the ship eagerly, full of energy and pep, excitement and eagerness for the next leg of their trip.
The sand was soft and smooth, yet not unbearably hot, despite shining brightly in the sun. There were palm trees as far as the eye could see, and crustal blue ocean even further. Their surroundings were so pristine and beautiful that Joe didn't notice a crucial detail for a few moments. Once he did, though, a jolt of adrenaline coursed through his veins as he leaned over to Jess and whispered in her slightly larger ear.
"Uh, Jess, I think we forgot to get dressed..."
Sure enough, the noticeably overweight couple was as naked as the day they were born, their full bodies exposed to the sun and sand and anyone who wanted to see.
"Oh, oh my..." Jess gasped, blushing and instinctively covering her breasts with her arms. Then she looked around at all the others who had gotten off the boat and those still getting off...
"Joe? Look... All of us forgot to get dressed..." sure enough, there wasn't a single guest who wasn't stark naked. There were a few faces they recognized from the beginning of the trip, but they, like Jess and Joe, seemed to be slightly distorted, but in a subtle way that one would not really recognize unless on careful scrutiny.
"If I may have your att- this thing on? Ahh, good," a crew member announced over a mega phone. Joe couldn't help but notice that the crew were all very trim and fit, and clothed in crisp, clean uniforms, a stark opposition to the throng of fat, naked young men and women paying attention to him. "Okay, now that I've got you listening, on behalf of the crew, I'd like to welcome you to Hogslip Island. You've got a few hours before the next stage of our voyage, so feel free to enjoy yourselves however you please! When it's time to go, you'll hear this call:" he then motioned to the young woman in uniform next to him, who straightened up and cleared her throat.
"Sooooo-Eee!" she crowed out, loud and clear. This garnered some small laughs from her fellow crewmates. Jess found the call somewhat insulting, but another part of her didn't mind it at all.
"Alright, so, go on and have your fun, but listen for the call, or we'll head off without you!"
At that, the crowd of naked fat people began to disperse, leaving Jess and Joe to decide what to do with their time.