One of the butts -- it had belonged to a beautiful, sassy African American woman -- was suddenly stopped by a tough-looking female police officer.
"What the hell are you?" asked the policewoman.
"Berta?" said the butt. (It surprised April that the butt could apparently still see and hear, and -- most surprising of all -- it could TALK through it's vagina!) "Is that you? It's me, Marie!"
"Marie?! What's happened to you!?"
"I don't know. We were just in the back room of the salon, talking, when -- we changed!"
Berta the policewoman looked toward the salon and saw April standing in the doorway, smiling wickedly.
"You!" said Berta, walking toward April. "Do you know what happened?"