It all happened so fast. One moment he was standing in the bar after
losing that stupid bet to Roger and Kit. The next thing he knew, Roger
had grabbed his ear, and his clothing had fallen off his body as it
shrank into a spandex footed unitard. Then the nasty 18 year old, who
either was naturally sweaty or hadn't showered for a few days,
stripped naked under the table in the bar, and put Hogan on like he
really was just an article of clothing.
Then everything went dark, and in the dank warmth, Hogan came to the
awful conclusion that his nose, mouth and eyes were all focused below
Roger's waist. Roger soon was dressed again, and from the muffled
conversation he heard through Roger's clothing, Hogan learned that his
buddy Tony was now a reusable condom. In spite of his own predicament,
Hogan immediately thought of how he might get Kit to loan him Tony the
reusable condom some night. The fact that he and Tony were both
sentenced to transform during the same hours didn't faze him in the
least. He just figured he'd work out a deal with Roger to transform
all day Monday, so he could have Friday night off to use Tony.
Roger made an odd expression which Kit noticed. Instead of responding
to Hogan's thoughts, Roger blathered on about what might happen when
it came time for Tony to change back.
"Well, I've got all of Tony's and Hulk's gear in my backpack. Now I'm
ready to jog home."
"Jog home carrying that heavy pack and wearing long johns? You'll be
sweating like a pig!"
"That's the idea. Hulk will be saturated with my man scent, and he'll
know that he's owned," Roger said with a laugh.
Hogan didn't like that suggestion one bit. But as Roger thought at
him, "Your opinion doesn't count one bit, you're only long underwear.
Remember that, Stretch!"
Then he left the bar and started running. Kit shook his head and
patted his front pocket. There were much better and more fun ways to
make sure your bet slave knew he was owned. His plans for Tony he
considered infinitely superior to Roger's plan for Hulk. Kit glanced
at his watch. He'd have to hurry to get to the club before his date
got off work.