"Oh that one," said Lindsey. "are you sure?"
"I'm positive," answered Ally.
"I've got to warn you," said Lindsey, "The people who drink this-their skin turns either turns white, or pink or orange with white around the eyes or mouth. Their lips become red or black and stretch into big smiles. Their noses swell into big red balls. The hair becomes a bizarre color and they get various colored markings on the face. Half the men who drink this become either fully or partially bald. Many become either extremely fat or skinny, and their feet grow to ridiculous sizes. And it comes with an irresistible compulsion to behave like a clown; that' why we recommend it for people with depression."
Ally just nodded. "That's OK; I like clowns."