Ed was pulled into the machine by the chain. Inside, metal hands pulled and tore at his clothing, tearing them off his body. He was fighting in his boxers now. A crane came and pulled him by said boxers to a part of it and a gun came in his face. However, instead of being shot by bullets, a beam hit him in the chest. Ed suddenly realized the whole place was getting big. The chains were larger and hooks and hands were towering over him. Then a big hand picked him up, giving him a wedgie.
He kicked and screamed and before he knew it, his arms were pinned to his arms and his legs stuck together. The passed through a row of nozzles and was sprayed all over. His body became hard and stiff. He couldn't move anymore. His boxers was gone and to his horror, so was his penis. Where it was was a smooth budge. Then the plastic Ed was painted and sprayed and polished.
At the end of the machine popped a 12 inch action figure of superman.
"Haha! it works! my machine works!"