A strange itching sensation begins all over your body; you feel it most in your feet, your nose, and the top of your head.
You look at your hands, and you wan to screams; they are turning white as milk! Then your nails become blue, and out of nowhere, white gloves appear on your hands!
Your clothes are changing too; your gray button shirt becomes lemon-yellow and very baggy. The legs of your blue jeans become shorter until they stop halfway to your knees, and you can see that you now have on orange and white striped socks that you feel up to your knees.
Your sneakers grow longer and become yellow with red wing tips and heels. The toes widen to about six inches and form a bubble-toe on each shoe. You hear the sound of a balloon inflating and know your feet are reforming to fit your shoes.
You also hear the sound coming from your nose, and suddenly you see a touch of red right between the eyes. Your lips stretch into a wide smile, and you feel your hair growing curly and bushy. Suddenly a wide, puffy blue bow tie appears on your collor.
All of a sudden you can move your arms again. You feel your nose; it's a perfect roud rubbery balll that nearly fills up your gloved hand. You give it a squeeze. HONK!
You can move your legs again. You stand up, and as best you can with your oversized feet, waddle to a nearby mirror. But even before you look in, and see the mass of blue curls surrounding a shiny bald head, the high arched black eyebrows, the shiny round red nose, and even redder lips, you relize: the drink turned you into a clown.