Julia ducked into an alleyway and carefully applied a dab of the ointment to the big zit,
looking in her compact mirror. She carefully wiped off her finger, and headed towards the
nightclub.
When she arrived, she realized she was ten minutes early. She ducked into the bathroom
and looked in the mirror. To her delight, the zit was so small that she could barely see it.
The cream worked!
Julia went out to meet her friends, and had a great time drinking and dancing with her
friends. She met several cute guys, and even gave one of them her real phone number.
Her friend Rachel talked her out of going home with one of them, saying "You've had a lot
to drink, Julia, why don't you crash at my place tonight?"
At Rachel's house, Julia told Rachel about the wonderful cream. Rachel asked if she could
try some, and Julia said "Of course, self yourhelp..." shortly before she fell into a drunken
slumber.
Rachel took the jar into the bathroom and took off her top and her bra. Her left nipple had
a large mole on it that had bothered her for years. Nothing she had tried had ever worked
to remove it, and she was willing to give this miracle cream a shot. She dabbed the cream
all over her left nipple and went to bed.
In the morning, Rachel went into the bathroom to take a shower. As she lathered herself
up, she noticed something odd about her breasts. She looked down, and saw that not
only was the mole on her left nipple gone - so was her entire nipple! Her left breast was
totally smooth and unblemished, with no nipple, areola, or any distinguishing feature at all
- just smooth, pale skin.
The scream that echoed from the bathroom woke up Julia as well as the neighbors on
either side of Rachel's apartment.