"PEOPLESS OF ZZHE WORLDSS," I started my speech
to the TV-cameras with a thundering and hissing voice.
"TONIGHTSS YOU WITNEZZ ZZHE SSTART OF A NEW ERA!
BECAUSSE WITHZZ ZZHISS NIGHT ZZHE HUMAN KIND'S REIGN
OVER ZZHISS WORLD HAZZ ENDED!
FROM NOW ON YOUR LITTLE LIVESS BELONG TO ME ALONE."
"ZZHOUSSE OF YOU TO BOW BEFORE MY POWER SSHALL
LIVE THEIR LIVESS UNHARMED - UNTIL ZZHEY MIGHT BE
SSWALLOWED ONE DAY TO PLEASSE YOUR NEW GODDESS!"
"ZZHOUSE OY YOU TO FIGHT ME, HOWEVER, WILL EXPERIENCE
MY FULL SSTRENGTHSS AND BRING PAIN AND DEVASSTATION
TO ZZHEMSSELVESS AS WELL AS TO ZZHEIR NEIGHBOURSS!"
Well, and as if they were hired for their appearance, I was attacked
just this moment by two helicopters of the Air Force. They were firing
at me with all their might, but couldn't hurt my giant, invulnerable
snake-body at all.
With a new thundering laughter, I took hold of my immense breasts
with my sharp claws and aimed my spikey nipples at the helicopters.
After a short concentration I fired two highly radioactive epsilon-shots
at the helicopters and they exploded immediately.
Then I turned to the cameras again:
"SSSOO, MY DEAR HUMANSS. WHOO ISS NEXXT??
I HAVE GOT A LOT MORE POWER TO FIRE AT ZZHOSE
WANTING TO FIGHT ME!"