You once again sit in your messy chair as you watch Jack playing on the Xbox. You look over to see how disgustingly handsome he is, you scratch your balls absentmindedly.
Then suddenly you both hear the door open and a yelp of surprise.
"Oh my god!" Says Elliot, a friend of yours who had moved recently from England. He was very slim and a clean freak.
"This place is a mess! It stink!" He says plugging his nose. "What happened to you both?!" he asks as he motions to you and Jack.
"We saw the error of our ways...this is the way to live!" you say, smiling as your rub your belly. You let loose a loud fart and smile sniffing deep taking in the wonderful smell...well..wonderful to you.
Elliot gags "What are you talking about?" He says...