CYOTF

A tiny furry pelt

"What's this?" Jack asked pulling about a foot long piece of flattened
fur out of the sack.

"Why don't you put it on and we'll see," said Santa with an unsettling
gleam in his eye.

"Uh, no I'm not into playing a caveman," Jack said eying the object as
if it were some sort of furry loincloth.

"Oh, I think you may be surprised. I must insist you try it on," Santa
says. Then he snaps his fingers and whoosh, Jack's clothing flies off
him.

Instinctively, Jack covers his crotch with the furry object in his
hands.

"Man, this is one helluva a dream or hallucination," he mutters as he
pushes one leg into the fur and then raises the other one. He suddenly
realizes that the fur seems to be growing or stretching to fit him as
he plunges his other leg in...

What do you do now?

• Jack, remember when the hamster died in grade school... A S added 14 years ago

• Roadkill - Jack's the animal he ran over last night with his pickup
• Uh, yes, Jack, you're the new Punxsutawney Phil - the official Ground Hog
• Yes, Jack, there is an Easter Bunny - but you're - ahem, his helper bunny
• Jack, do you believe in cartoon characters? You're now Barney Rubble
• Jack, you were always a Buffy fan, now you're the original Slayer- yep boobs
• Oh, my, can't believe Red Riding Hood ever mistook you for granny
• You know, Mr.Lazaar, your neighbor's been very good, so you're replacing his pet
• You thought Santa only gave gifts to children? No, endangered Beavers need help

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