However the more cookies you shovel in, the stranger you become.You feel a itch on your backside, and notice (while eating cookies) that you've grown a curly tail.
"Like our cookies?" asks the women."Our costomers make piggs out of themselves eating them!"
Quickly you run out with the bowl of cookies, (still stuffing your face) into the woods.However your hands can no longer get hold of the cookies. So you stick you face in, as your nose starts to stick up. You can no longer run, so you go on all fours to get your fill.
By the time the cookies are gone you are 100% pig.
What do you do now?