A bag full of wilson nfl footballs brand new!
"Stupid ken! He wished for brand new balls for his team!" As he said this he dumped the bag full of leather footballs onto the floor watching them scatter around.
"Now what the hell am I gonna do with all these?!" He said just as his other two brothers entered the room. "Hey where's ken?" kurt asked while picking up his former brother, or at least part of him! "I got no idea! He said he wanted to go to the park! Can you guy's help me out? I need you both to get your equipment bags out and one of you to hop inside?"
Both looked at him funny and said at the same time "Why?"
Jeremy just smiled as he thought of a plan to take care of his other brothers for a while, after all they needed new equipment! "I'm doing a magic show for your football team, that's why! I need to practice bad!" Five minutes later they returned with bags in hand. Kurt hopped in first and jeremy said with eager eyes "Think of new football helmets for the team and I'll make it happen!" Kurt thought really hard about helmets as jeremy said "abra cadabra, make him into what he is thinking of!" With that the sack dropped empty and then refilled with enough helmets to supply at least 40 players! "What the hell!? Where's kurt!? That's the most amazing trick I ever saw in my life! Do me next!" said kevin!
"In good time step brother! now help me collect these helemts!" As kevin picked up a helemt he looked at the graphics on the side and said "This isn't gonna hurt him, is it? I mean he's not really all these helmets?" And that's when he realized that is other brother was the footballs. "What about him too?" He said as he picked up one of the balls on the floor?"
"in good time, now you stand there and think of yourself as a tackle dummy." As the dumb gullable jock that he was he stood there and thought of the new dummy they used for practice. Within a minutes time and a few words later there was a brand new dummy with kevins face in a grilled helmet! and that's when....