Joy was starting to get really nervous. While she was the only one who was back to normal, she felt ill at ease as she looked at her friends. Cyndi was nothing but a giant pair of breasts with arms and a head, Diane was a chocolate pig, Sue made the fat lady in the freakshow look small and Jerri was an inflatable love doll with a penis. "How much weirder could thig get?" she thought to herself.
"Will you roll already," Cyndi said angrily.
The sound of angry grunts and squeals from Diane unsettled her all the more. She debated what would happen to her if she just ran away and never looked back. But could she really curse her friends to a lifetime of being freaks?
"What the hell," she said as she picked up the dice and let them fly. Joy watched expectantly as the dice came up six.
Per usual, the game piece moved by itself six spaces forward and landed on a green square.
"Here goes nothing," she said as she picked up her card. "Trade places with either a liberal or a conservative. What do you suppose that means?"
"Who cares," Diane said angrily. "Just pick one and lets keep going."
"Seeing as I have a choice, I'd choose liberal," she said after a moment. "How bad could that be?"
As soon as the words left her mouth she began to feel strange. She felt like a weight was pushing down on her and her clothes were becoming tighter and tighter. Joy looked down and what she saw made her shriek. She was becoming larger and larger.
While next to her left, Sue was becoming thinner and thinner. Which made Sue extremely happy. "Thank you," Joy she said happily. "Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you."
"I don't get it," Joy said soberly. "Why am I getting so fat?"
"I get it, because you picked liberal," Cyndi answered flatly. "Liberals are also called the left and conservatives, the right. If you would have said conservative, you would be a pig and Diane would be back to normal."
Joy's clothes began to rip and tear under the tremendous pressure caused by her every growing body. In less than a minute, her weight had ballooned to a hefty 511 pounds, while Sue returned to her natural weight.
"I can't tell you how happy I am to be my regular self again," Sue said as she stretched and felt her flat stomach and smooth legs.
"It wasn't my idea," Joy said saddly as she stared at the numerous rolls of fat on her stomach, her flat saggy breasts and cellulite riddled thighs.
"It could have been worse," Sue said trying to make Joy fell better. "You could have been turned into a donkey, or worse yet, an elephant."
"It wasn't what I would have done," Cyndi said with a snicker. "But it ain't half bad."
"God, I hate this fucking game," Joy said to no one and everyone. "Roll the dice Sue and let's get this over with."