"For you first day under the gun,
you shall have two heads,
instead of the one."
Jen felt a strange sensation as she read the fortune, she closed her eyes and tried to shake it, but when she opened them she got a shock. She saw in two directions, she gasped disoriented by the sudden change, she stumble to the bathroom to look in the mirror.
"Oh my god..." She said, or rather they said, staring back at her in the mirror was two heads, identical in every way. She reached her hands up and touched both of them, "They're real! I'm a freak!" They screamed in unison. She look over at her right head and stared. "I can't live like this!" The left Jen said.
"Well how the hell do you think I feel!" The right said.
"You... Your me?"
"Yes, I'm you dumbass!"
This was going to be a very strange day.