"Tim, or should I say, Jessica, cause that's who you'll be from now
on," said 6'foot tall muscled hunk that looked like a photoshopped
version of Tim Adams with muscles, "You really should've given me the
necklace with the instructions like Madam Lumina told you."
"What? Jessica?" Tim/Jessica asked.
"Not any more, I'm Tim now. Or maybe I should say Tim on steroid!" he
said with a grin flexing his huge biceps. "Oh, and Jessica, you are a
slut - I saw you on youtube - naughty naughty!" He said shaking his
finger.
"You're not upset?"'
"Hey, it's not my life you ruined, flax for brains. When you first
changed, didn't you even think to read those instructions? The change
is permanent now. Haha, oh, and you'll appreciate this you know Mark
who used to like to pound your scrawny ass? Well, he's the reason I
went to Madam Lumina for help. I kind of had a crush on him." He
snickers like a girl, even though he's a manly man.
Tim cannot help but wince at this handsome buff caricature of himself.
"Well, he was chasing me that's why I ran into Lumina's shop."
"Anyway, as long as you were me, Madame Lumina's spell turned me into
Mark's ideal dream lover. Who knew it was a hunky version of you?"
"What! You mean that Mark's gay," Tim/Jessica said gleefully.
"Duh? And so is his new boyfriend Tim Adams," Jessica/Timhunk said
jabbing his broad chest with his thumb.
"Oh, crap!"
"You don't know the half of it. Seems your buddy Bradley had the hots
for me, but wished I was more like you - and somehow you've become
Bradley's fantasy version of me. Madam Lumina showed me one future
version of you, and I felt so bad, she let me come here to warn you."
"Warn me? About what?"
"To use a condom, stupid. Or you'll end up with 14 of Bradley's runny
nosed brats running around!" Jessica/Timhunk said shaking his head.
"Well, no worries there. No way am I sleeping with any guy," said
Tim/Jessica shaking her head so violently that her boobs started to
bounce like they were full of jelly.
"Don't so I didn't warn you. Use a condom or end up barefoot and
pregnant," Timhunk shook his head and turned, "Here comes your man
main Bradley, Jessica!" He pointed at lanky Bradley walking up the
sidewalk.
"Oh, no!" Tim/Jessica said absentmindedly flouncing her long blonde
hair. She glanced in the mirror by the door and saw she needed to
freshen up her lipstick and eyeliner, and maybe add some blush. Why
was he/she reacting this way, it was only Bradley. Tim/Jessica slammed
the door and peeked out through the lace curtains. She saw her former
now-gay muscular version of himself climb on to the back of Mark's
motorcycle. They kissed before putting on the helmets and driving
off. Then Bradley pushed the doorbell.
Tim/Jessica had butterflies in her stomach, she tried to resist, but
she felt compelled to open the door. It was Bradley! She licked her
lips and reached for the door knob.