Omega Mu Gamma was having a party tonight. Kit picked up a tub of
Vasoline Petroleum Jelly and headed straight there. He knew the OMG
parties were notorious for their bizarre pledge hazing games. Most
famous was their variation on pin the tail on the donkey. Their
version involved shoving an object up a pledge's ass. Tonight Kit was
bringing an object for the game. He patted Hulk in his pocket. The
second keg had just been tapped when Kit got there, turned out the
party began at 4:30 PM. He grinned, and headed to where a pinata - no
wait it was a naked frosh pledge - was hanging by a rope from a tree.
On the nearby table were various vegetables, dildoes, bats, clubs, a
few frozen novelty items which were rapidly melting, a toy rocket, and
now there was a green plastic Hulk and a jar of Vasoline.
Kit grabbed a beer and found a seat up on the porch where he could
watch the events unfold.
Hulk had no idea what was going on. He had been in Kit's pocket, now
he was at some frat party. He could see the naked pledge swinging from
the rope, but he had no idea what he was doing standing on a table
between a zucchini and a miniature baseball bat. Suddenly, a hand
grabbed him.
Kit leaned forward in his seat. He wondered whether the pledgemaster,
the pledge or both would change into toys.