You pause at the top of your stairs naked from the waist down. The
curtains are drawn, so you're in private and the skylight over the
stairwell provides the best light. You feel the hefty weight of your
swollen balls tugging painfully at your body. Then you hear a snapping
sound, and suddenly the burden of the weight is gone. You look down
and watch as your left hairless pink round testicle falls and bounces
down the stairs. You panic and take a sudden step forward. The pain is
excruciating for a millisecond and then you experience relief. The
right ball goes flying with the momentum of your movement and bounces
on the fifth step from the top, and bounces higher and finally lands
on the front door latch. The door swings open as your right testicle
bounces off the closet door and out the front door. The left
testicle's gentle bouncing has continued to the bottom step and now
rolls evenly out the open door after your right testicle.
You scream, and bolt downstairs after your balls. It's almost like
your balls have minds of their own, you see them bounce on to the back
of a lorry labelled, "BRAIN TOY CO."