As Jeff was deciding what he should become for the weekend, his girlfriend walks into the room.
"Hey Jeff" she said "What's that?"
"It's this new software I got in the mail" he said.
"Cool" she said, walking toward the computer and looking at the screen.
"It can transform anyone into anything" Jeff continued. "So I thought I'd become a artical of clothing for the weekend"
"What about that one?!" Jeff's girlfriend asked as she grabbed the mouse and clicked a button.
"Wait!" Jeff said, but it was too late. He felt a tingling sensation all over his body.
She had turned him into a....