"Naw Man, I'd better not do that. Who knows who's going to end up in there tonight. It'd be better if I just took you back to my place."
Paul objects to his giant captor, but Steve ignors the little man's plees feeling much more confident about the situation. Back in his dorm room, Steve finishes undressing. 'Does he feel completly alone even though there's a six inch man in the room' Paul wondered from the top of the dresser where he was left.
Steve sits at the end of his bed, drunk and dazed. Finally, the naked giant addresses his guest, "You know dude, I normally smoke a jay before I hit the sack. I hope you don't mind." Not that Paul's objections would of mattered, Steve was rolling a joint before he even finished speaking. He then sat there and continued to watch the little man as he smoked his splif. Suddently, as if he had just remembered that Paul was in fact a person and not some other creater, Steve offered Paul a hual.
Paul shook his head no and said the same. But Steve brought him over to the bed saying, "Then let me get you some beer," as he pulled a can of Bud out from under the bed. Steve had to nurse his friends tiny dad into drinking the beer, and was amazed by how small the man truely was. "You're just a little fella' arn't ya," Steve said, "That's probably why you shouldn't bother your son tonight. There's a huge kegger and he's wicked popular with the ladies and he probably would be pissed to have his pop interup all the fun.
"I'm actually surprised you can survive with three athletic sons like you have..."
As Steve continued Paul realized that his son's friend misunderstood the situation and thought that Paul had always been this size; making some sense out of why Steve didn't want to leave Paul in Don's room.
"...I mean, they must either boss you around somthing major or really take care of you because you're super cool. Don't worry though, tonight you're safe in here." And with that Steve stood up knocking Paul onto the bed from the giant leg he had been on to drink the beer. Steve walked across the room and turned on his TV set...
"Would you like to watch some porn?" he asked.