He looked at the ring in hiss hand, and said to it, "So. You grant me wishes, huh? I wish the first person to touch me in anyway suddenly had a cactus grow out of their ass." He laughed as he walked down the street, towards school. The school bully always grabbed him by the collar and asked for his money. Today, however when he grabbed Joey, a large green spiny cactus sprouted painfully rom his rectum. He screamed and dropped Joey, as Joey stared in amazement. He looked at his ring, "Wow...you DO grant wishes." I wish I had a penise the size of a bus!" And, his dick shredded through his clothes, and grew to 10 feet wide, and thirty feet long. He started to get hard as he wanked himself off. He came, with everyone staring at his 30ft erection. He came so much he caused a semen flood. People were drowningin his semen.