“Oh, it's just you. Don't you have anything better to do then waste my time?” Jennifer asked, sounding decidedly bored.
“But whatever, I'll humor you.” Jennifer said, and after a moment she made her choice, “Transform.”
“That's what I was hoping to hear. Now you're sure to lose your head. Quite literally, as your head will disappear and your shoulders will be smooth and flat, as if it never existed to begin with. Of course you won't die, or experience any sort of negative effects from being headless. You'll still be able to see, as your nipples will be transformed into a working pair of eyes just like your original pair, while your vagina will be remade into a working mouth and lips. And since I'm so nice, your new body won't produce any waste, so you won't ever have to use the toilet again. You'll be viewed as a freak, but your condition will be considered to be normal.” Kyle sneered.
“Freak.” Jennifer muttered, narrowing her eyes, after a moment of silence she asked, “Is that all?”
“Yeah, oh and Jennifer, have a nice day.” Kyle said, feeling very humored, his smirk almost seeming to transmit through the phone line.
“Whatever...” Jennifer muttered as she hung up.