You start feeling light headed and have to sit down on the bench next to the vender. You feel so light and weird as you sit there in the sun, getting weaker by the minute! "Ooohhh, what's happening to me?" You say weakly and try to raise your hand to your head. As you do, you notice that your hand has suddenly become clear and brown! "Ooohhh, please, stop thissss" And with those last words you begin to make a hissing sound. Looking down you see the the vender has unzipped your pants and is working down there, except down there is now a nozzle! "hisssss! hisss hisss hissssss" is all you can say as he begins to take the tank and fill you with helium. Slowly you begin to blow up, becoming bigger and bigger. Looking at yourself you notice your muscle are getting larger by the second, but clear and brown. Unable to stop, you just relax and let it happen, feeling so good and light. "Hows my balloon bodybuilder?" says the vender, and you gently begin to rise, the vender almost finished with your tranformation. "Almost done my pretty balloon! Maybe next time you'll think twice before you open your mouth!" And tickles your balloon chin as you begin to stop inflating. The vender ties a string to where you dick once was, and you float there unnaturally, a balloon bodybuilder ready to be bought!