Luckily the donkey so many found there way into becoming had not happened to the likes of you. In some ways this pleases you, in other ways it would have been fun changed into a donkey, except most of the donkeys are put up for sale and sold. So those sold remain forever as donkeys, beasts of burden, whether jennet or jacks.
Oh well, the gift shop by the ferry dock offers to those leaving and not tainted in any way, a host of fun things to make this trip a lifetime memory.
The one thing there is this 22 inch long donkey jack dildo with a primal shaped dong that could be a fun thing for a horny female human, or with having a place to shove in a human penis, it would hold on and thrill its owner.
Either way the "Donkey Dildo and super/dong" seems the perfect thing to show those at home what some fellows who came to P.I.A.P. walked away with, tucked in a sheath, or swinging happily.
Home again, home again dance a jiggly jig, for you took home a souvenir with life changing thrills!