Jeff is distracted by a crashing sound. He looks down out his window
at the trash and recycling dumpsters. Some bum is ransacking the trash
again.
"A dog lives a better life," Jeff said sadly.
Mike walked over and looked down too. He smiled, "Every frat house
needs a pet dog."
He aimed the Chronivac Emitter at the unsuspecting bum, and began to
change his species.
"Okay, House Mum Jeffy, go down and get our new Great Dane Brutus out
of the trash. He'll need a bath, I'll send you four new frat pledges
to help," Mike said as he looked across the street and eyed four
skater punks as new pledges.
Jeffy ran eagerly out of the apartment carrying the leash that
mysteriously appeared in his hand. The laundry room shifted at the
same time, and now featured a large tub for dog and dirty boy washing.
The skater punks were all the right age to be frat boys, but their
hair was too long, they were mostly too short, and they had the wrong
piercings and tats. Mike wanted these pledge boys to be clean cut
preppies that were all exactly 5' 8" and that liked taking orders and
wearing tight clothes.
Their skateboards surprisingly changed first as the Chronivac counted
down. They now stood next to racing bicycles. Next to go were their
loose skate punk clothing. The clothing tightened very revealing into
Spandex bicycle unitards. They were startled, no terrified was the
word, but they couldn't move. They just had to stand there and watch
the changes.
"Dude your snake tat is fading!" exclaimed Reed.
"Huh?" Malcolm said looking at his arm then he looked at Reed, and
said, "And your hair is getting shorter?"
"Hey, I think we better get out of here or call for help or do some-"
said Neil, "Oh, look there's house mum Jeff! He looks like he could
use some help with Brutus. We should go and help give Brutus a bath."
The Chronivac had chimed that the transformation was complete.
"Oh, goody we'll get wet! I love wet spandex!" Reed said gleefully.
The four looked both ways, and then rushed across the street when it
was safe to help Jeffy with Brutus.