Guy was giddy to try this lotion. For one, he was horny as all hell thanks to not being able to masturbate when he got up. He was sort of a pleasure addict, not exactly a sex addict. It was difficult to get any alone time with his room mate, Craig, constantly bothering him. Craig, much like Guy, was a bodybuilder. However, he was much more strict, and found Guy's ways of pleasing himself unbecoming of a man of his age. The truth was, Craig just wanted Guy to nail em instead of jacking off. Guy knew Craig secretly masturbated too, but he never got on Craig's case about it. Craig was just jealous that Guy's tool was larger (but not by much), while Craig had a 4 inch prick. It was a shame, too, since the guy was such a stud.
"Hm, this is going to be fun..." Guy said aloud as he went in to the bathroom. "Now let's see these instructions." Guy examined the large jar for instructions. Unlike the last product, this one was extremely specific.
Directions and Warnings:
-Place jar in hot water for about 10 minutes.
-Remove jar, and detach special measuring tool from the lid
-Each line on the measuring tool is equal to one dose, each dose increases penis size by 1 inch.
-The jar contains about 100 uses.
-Effects are permanent, but can be reversed with Geni-Shrink Lotion.
-Penis thickness and testicle size grow to match the penis' length
-The lotion retains the constant skin-safe temperature for an hour or more. Keep it away from cool storage areas.
-Do not stick genitals directly in jar, as this will cause unsafe growth as well as causing the genitals to get stuck.
-The lotion only works on male genitals, so no protective gear is needed to apply.
-Use of this lotion may increase overall virility.
"Sounds simple enough. I guess I should let this heat up."
Guy filled the tub up with extremely hot water, and placed the jar in. Now all he had to do was wait 10 minutes...