You enter a new store that has just been put up down the road. The girl at the desk is looking through a bunch of files, and you notice a bunch of random objects on a shelf behind her. A purse, a flash light, a dress, and many other things are sitting behind her.
"Good Morning" said the clerk, "Welcome to TFs-R-US. I'm Ashley, how can I help you?"
"What...is this place exactly?" you ask.
"Well, here we have the abbility to transform you into an inanimate object for any amount of time. Depending on the type of transformation, we will charge you a certain amount of money. In the room to my left you can find books listing all the different things you can change into. In the room to my right is all the objects that have already been transformed into. If you've already chosen, then in the to my left you can find one of our employees and they'll help you get started on your transformation adventure."
First off.....who are you?