"Wayne," she strange lady from down the hall called your name, wait wasn't your name R... or B... something!
"Sorry Wayne, I should explain, there's a battle good versus evil, it's a shadow battle, most people alive don't know that it's going on! There are only three positions Good, Evil and Innocent.
"I know the transition is awkward at first, but It was only a matter of time, you've been given a gift for all your life, your form has been cocooned, tonight your form will emerge.
"Think about it, all your life, even in your sexiest years, your teens, you've been ignored by almost everyone!" she said.
I knew what she had said was true, I searched my memory, my mother was a vampire and a witch, my father was an angel who fell under her spell, his love corrupted her-turned her good, a year latter I was born, and named Wayne-after Bruce Wayne, three years later the dragon that I saw tonight killed them both!
After a few moments of pain, my wings unfurled, my middle age spread fell away into a six pack of abs, my hair became but length, and my eyes became ice blue, my thoughts formed armor, I crackled with mystic energy, It was time to be the 'Dark' Knight. It was time to slay that dragon!