Herbert looked up ages for him and his wife both had not suprizingly said 70, Herb knew this, he set the age to 33 for both, hit save, then looked at Occupation:, his read unemployed, Elizabeth's read telemarketer, then flashed for a few minutes, then read unemployed.
Herb had to type in something, they needed a JOB to afford the house! He typed without thinking, and hit save, the room spun!
"Blimey!" Herbert said.
Elizabeth walked in,"Love, I may be the ruddy queen, but If I hear you talk like that again, you will be CROWNED!"
Herb looked at Occupation: again, his still read unemployed, Elizabeth's read, Queen of England (and all the other titles that go with that.) Oh, shit Herb thought.