"Go on, transform me. Now GET LOST!"
Jennifer moved to put the phone down in anger at this mild irritance, but heard Kyle say something muffled through the end of the phone. She took a deep breath and put it back up to her ear.
"Excellent, transformation! I didn't think you'd be dumb enough to pick that," Kyle said. "Let's see. Oh, I know! You've got a part in the school play, right?"
"It's none of your business!"
"But it very much is now," Kyle sniggers. "I think I'm correct in saying that this play is a re-telling of a classic story, in which the principal cast are animals. I guess that such an attractive cheerleeder has a pretty good role, right?"
Jennifer doesn't respond, but remains on the line.
"And you have to wear a costume. You know and I know what animal costume you have to wear. So for your transformation I decree that you will gradually change into the animal of the costume you're going to wear. I think I should go and buy tickets for the big show now!"
"You're a total creep." Jennifer slams down the phone and gets off to school.