It says
"No longer are you Joe
Sorry you're now the foe
A big fierce evil beast a dragoness
Better make your goodbyes
for in a minute your teeth will be scythes
It'll be painful I'm sure as your bones start to stress
The girls better flee
For soon you'll ignore their fearful plea
As your inner monster turns into a serpentess"
That of course brought the game to a crashing halt for a few seconds
as the 4 players digested the information the card had sprung on them.
Joe was still looking at the card in his hands,who's image had
suddenly switched from showing text to shpwing a live image of
Joe himself,like there was some hidden video camera filming him.
They all held their breaths,but nothing happenned.The three
girls sighed in relief and continued with the game.Joe however
decided to bail out,rather then tempt fate.He left the offending
card showing that invisible camera still focused on him on his
chair and went into the next room to watch the Orange Bowl.
So the girls continued playing the game,and pretty
soon had got themselves turned
-into a giant complete rabbit
-a deer woman
-a cow straining with full udders
Now as we know dragons like
-rabbit
-deer
-cows milk
Hence Joe was just about to switch channels on the TV
when the smell of rabbit,deer and fresh milk bored right into his
soul and set off his transformation into a dragoness