Current Game Standings:
Dan- Lost 10 years to age six
Jon- Head on Dan's body (Current Turn)
Sean- Gained 10 years to age 27, no genitals
Sean fell on the floor laughing. He may be loosing his hair and without a penis, but at least he only had one head!
"Well what am I supposed to do now?" asked Jon's head on Dan's body. His head had luckily changed into that of his own 6-year-old head after being identical to Dan's.
"Well, maybe there's something in the manual." Sean bent over to pick up the manual (masking his newfound back pains) and read: "In the event two or more players are merged and it is the turn of one of those players, all players revert to normal, but the merged players must each draw an extra card. Any players not merged still revert to normal, but are not penalized.
It began with Sean, he felt himself shrinking as he regressed back to 17. The extra 50 pounds melted away as his lean muscles returned, and his patchy hair was restored to it's full health. With a strange slurping noise, his penis reemerged from his genderless crotch, growing back to usual length. His balls popped out just below, and he was restored to normal. "Sweet, I'm normal again" Sean was overjoyed. For the first time since becoming an action figure, he was able to fit back into his clothes.
Dan and Jon began separating, an extra prepubescent penis growing as two legs formed between them. Finally, there was a 6 year-old Dan and a 6-year old Jon, no longer twins. Both began to age, but Jon didn't grow very much taller before stopping at his former short height. He gained back his usual weight and his penis lengthened to its average size. Dan on the other hand shot up far past Jon, his dark body hair regrew and small but still very visible muscles formed. His penis enlarged to its very above average size, as it was always something Dan had been proud of. As Jon's clothes had been destroyed when he gained all that beef, he was forced to use a towel, but Dan was able to redress himself (minus the boxers)
"Phew, that's a relief, that was really strange, but at least we're back to normal... for now." Jon was reluctant to ruin his newly restored body, but he knew he would suffer some far worse consequence if he waited, so he drew his penalty card.
"Loose all body hair"
Instantly, Jon's sparse chest hair fell to the ground and vanished, and beneath his towel he felt his leg and pubic hair disappear as well. In a panic, he flung his hands on his head, hoping it wouldn't be included, but to his dismay he found it coming out in chunks in his hands until he was completely bald. Only his eyebrows remained.
"Ha ha, who's balding now!" Sean was greatly enjoying watching his friend suffer what he had just been laughed at for. Dan, hoping for better luck, drew his card.
"Helium State Until Next Turn"
"What could that mean?" Dan clasped his hands over his mouth when he heard his voice. He sounded like a chipmunk! He felt a strange sensation around his belly button, and Sean noticed the white piece of string appearing from under Dan's Shirt. Suddenly, Dan's stomach began to grow at an incredibly fast rate, blowing the button right off his waist. His ass and thighs expanded as well, quickly tearing his jeans into shreds, leaving him nude. His arms were forced to stick out straight as his upper body expanded and his shirt fell to the same fate as his jeans. Soon Dan was lifting off of the floor, his back against the ceiling as the change was completed. Dan was a large floating ball of helium, his engorged arms and legs immobile and his flaccid penis dangling above his friends' heads. A piece of sting hung from his stuck out belly button down to the floor.
"Man, this sucks. Hurry up with the game!" Dan's squeaky voice evoked a roar of laughter from Jon and Sean.