She looked down and saw her stomach pushing up her top. Thinking quickly she drove to a clothing shop. Every moment or two, her stomach would growl again and her stomach would distend a little more! By the time she got to the store, she appeared to be 6 months pregnant. Her stomach looked almost...cute?
Suzy walked through the door and went straight to the maternity section. As quickly as she could, she grabbed as many outfits as she could and walked to the fitting room. Just before stepping in, her stomach roared so loud, the sales associate turned her head. Smiling an awkward smile she stepped in to the room.
She went to slip off her jeans, which were digging in to her gravid belly but came to a horrible realization. How would she get off the pants with her shoes on? She sat down and tried to pull them over the heels. With her pants almost off, her stomach rumbled again making her gasp. The 6 month pregnant looking stomach suddenly surged forward making her look more like she was pregnant with full-term triplets. Her body stiffened and when she looked down she almost screamed. One of her heels slipped off while inside her jeans!
"OK time to panic," she thought to herself.
Resigned, she slipped off the other shoe and her feet surged out to size 22 again. She took stock of the situation: Her feet were mammoth and no shoes in this store would fit them and her stomach, for the moment, looked like she was about to go into labor.
"Let's take this one step at a time," she thought.
She tried on a very pretty Lycra jumpsuit. The suit had a hole in the middle which her belly fit through perfectly.
"Well, it's better than nothing. Now what am I going to do about my feet? Either I put the shoes on again and suffer the consequence, or I walk out looking like a pregnant Bigfoot."