The little turned to Suzy and said, "now lass I will tell you everything I know about these shoes. THe first two you know. Also, if someone other than you puts the shoes on, their feet will be the first to grow. If they break your second warning, the same thing will happen to them; a body part will enlarge. The difference is, there is no going back for them. No surgery will fix it. Be careful with your shoes!"
Suzy looked down at her body realizing she was starting to like the feelings this body gave her. "What if I wanted something to become permanent...you know...hypothetically speaking."
The leprechaun grinned. "Well, all you would have to do is put the shoes on the wrong feet. Once you do that, whatever you body looks like will become your new default body. A word of warning, once you change your default body, it opens the door for enlargement again." The little man smacked Suzy's ass. "If you aren't careful, that ass could grow again!"
"OK I think I understand. Thank you for coming here so quickly!"
"Tis my pleasure lass. Best of luck to both of you!"
With that, the little man disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
"Well, what should we do now?"