You decide you would rather be the quarterback so you wish that you were him and brush by him. Almost immediatly you feel the change beginning. Your gut shrinks back in and turns into a ripped 6-pack. Your face looks more rugged and you are even bigger than Jason was. You start to grow hair on your head. It turns into a flattop. Your face and hair start itching and you remember that the quarterback has his face and hair painted. A navy blue stripe is down the middle of your hair and face, next are 2 white stripes on either side of the navy stripe, and finally 2 light blue stripes next to the white stripes. Your ears and tongue become pierced and you can now win your first homecoming game.