Swim briefs: a bathing suit of sorts made for swimmers so they can have top-notch performance... Or show off their bodies or their bulges. Felix had a body to show off, but that was about it. Still, he had been working out furiously just so he can get some attention, and this was the only way to show it off.
Felix stood at 5'10", weighing in at 160 pounds. He had brown hair and hazel eyes. He didn't have much muscle, but what he did have was solid definition. He just couldn't grow that much, no matter how hard he tried. So he had to play around with his other assets to make it all work. He whitened his teeth, let his hair grow down to his shoulders, waxed every inch of his body, and worked on a medium tan. In the end, he had a handsome face, a beyond-charming smile, a full head of hair, a toned body, and a perfect tan.
"Hola, usted necesitan ayuda con cualquier cosa?" a man asked to Felix.
"Hablo ingles." Felix curtly replied, letting out a large sigh. He was part Hispanic, and with the tan, he looked like he had just got off the boat from Puerto Rico.
"Oh! Sorry sir! It's just... You know... So um, what're you looking for?!" the man hurriedly said. He obviously wanted to change the subject.
"I'm looking for a decent pair of Speedo swim briefs, but there's none in my size. Everything here is so huge!"
"Ah...?" the man said before spacing out. Perfect English coming from Felix usually surprised people... Only if the person wasn't too bright or was really racist. "Well it's all huge because it's mostly for larger men. I can still find something that you will fit in. What's your favorite color?"
"I guess black, gray, or dark blue. Whichever one of those you have in my size. My size is-" Before Felix could finish, the man had already run off. Three minutes later, the man was back with only one huge speedo in his hand.
"There's this one. It's a dark gray with a navy stripe on each side. I think it'll look good on you. I had to dig extra deep for that." The man said, handing the swim briefs over to Felix.
"This is bigger than the ones on the rack!" Felix exclaimed. He wasn't exactly angry, but he wasn't happy either...
"Yeah, I know. It's an apology for the mix up." The man said with a smile. "Here I'll show you the dressing room!"
Before Felix replied, the man was pulling Felix towards the dressing room. Which for some reason, was way in the back and had some ridiculously huge stalls... They looked more like separate rooms. Felix figured he'd humor the guy and at least pretend to change before leaving.
"This is literally a changing ROOM." Felix muttered as he walked around the room. There were a few hooks for clothes and a mirror that took up the entire back wall. It was kind of creepy, for some reason. He then looked at the swim briefs the man had given him. It looked really nice, and it was a bit generous with room in the front.
"Heh... This looks like it belongs on a bodybuilder... But with a front like this... A bodybuilder who's a pornstar on the side." Felix laughed, deciding to take things a step further. He was already in the stall, so he figured he should see how ridiculous the speedo looked on him.