"Ow, what are you doing?!" Alex screamed in Daniel's ear. "What did you do?!"
"ME?! What did YOU do?!" Daniel was still trying to push Alex off of his body. They had fallen down into the grass, and were rolling around in their ripping clothing. Both of them were freaking out about being suddenly inseparable, but also from the fact that both of this dicks were bumping together with every movement.
"Dude! Stop!" Alex grabbed Daniel's arms and pulled it away. He forced them on their back so he could sit up. "Your such and ass you know that?!"
"I'm an ass?" Daniel mocked, "At least I'm not some weird loner kid."
Alex laughed sarcastically, "Well, I won't be alone anymore..."
"So it was you!" Daniel shoved then to Alex's right. Again they started to roll and flail about on the ground, pushing and pulling, and throwing a few fists. By now, they were at least ten feet from where they had become one, just on the edge of the forest line. They were so engrossed with their struggle for control, they almost didn't hear the voices approaching.
Alex and Daniel instantly stopped their argument, now over come with fear of being seen together like this. In an utter panic, they struggled to lift themselves to their feet. Alex was at least five years younger than Daniel, and their united body showed it. When they stood "upright", they actually leaned to Alex's side, seeing how we was still a god foot shorter than Daniel. His arms weren't as long either.
Without speaking to each other, they lumbered their way to the trees, coming close to falling the whole time. But through sheer determination not to be seen with each other they made it, jumping into the bushes. They continued shoving each other wordlessly as the voices passed, and once the two were sure they had gone, they started in on each other.
"This is all your fault! I can't believe I'm stuck to some loser like you!" Daniel grunted.
"Dude, just get your fucking dick away from me!" Alex was pushing on Daniel's side of their chest. Daniel gave Alex a shove, who then shoved him back. The two of them once again started to flail about while arguing with each other. Neither one of them was happy about what had happened to them.