"Hmm," Kevin thought, scratching his new beard, "I know that this ring works, but what should I do?"
"I know!" he thought excitedly, "I'll make myself even older so that I can experience retirement, I'll change reality so that I get social security checks and everything. Ok then, I wish that I was another 30 years older, and that I was like a real old person."
Again, Kevin felt the warm feeling in his body. He saw the wrinkles in his face get more defined and his beard hit 6 inches as he hit 60. His hair was now almost completely gray. Suddenly, Kevin started to feel weak as his little gut disappeared. Everything started to seem blurry as he hist 70. His wrinkles were all over his body, his hair was completely gray, and his beard was speeding up its growth. Finally, at age 82, it stopped. His beard was three feet long and it covered his now-pathetic body. He puts his shirt back on with all of his might. He grasps onto the sink to remain in place. Suddenly, glasses appeared on his face, along with a hearing aid. A cane also appeared in his hand. He slowly but surely walked over to the kitchen and saw his check on the table. Then, he felt something warm in his pants as a package of depends appears on the table.