I remembered a joke I once heard that a college had made up about its rival:
Have you heard that Interstate College is getting a new stadium with astroturf? It's the only way they can think of to keep the cheerleaders from grazing.
I looked at all of the stupid, stuck-up girls, especially Carolyn Trier, who was the most popular -- and snooty -- basically because, ever since 6th grade, she'd had
the biggest tits.
"I wish all of you -- except Ms. Johnson -- would turn into record-milk-producing cows!" I whispered. I didn't want to be mean to Ms. Johnson. If she gave me
any trouble, I could take care of her later.
Anyway, the first sign that my wish was coming true came when Sandra Bailey suddenly got down on all fours and began to eat the grass! I knew she ate as little as
she could to keep her figure. But nature, her new nature, was apparently taking over.
"Sandy!" cried Carolyn. "What are you doooOOOOOOO!"
Carolyn brought both hands to her mouth. Then, she saw a couple of other girls on the squads growing horns, and tails! And, then, Carolyn looked down at herself
and saw that her breasts were becoming enormous!