James looked at the boy. He was pretty homely, exaggerated buck teeth and big ears, shaggy red hair. He sure was no innocent Toon pushing Toon Juice. James grinned and stepped closer, dropping his hand to press against a suprisingly large bulge behind the Toon's pants. "So, if I take the Toon Juice, will you personally show me some of the Toon porn tricks?"
One of the other boys whistled. "Shee-it, Lampy! I think you got yourself a buddy!" The others laughed, and 'Lampy' grinned grabbed James back. "Oh, I thinks youse is gonna make a really interestin' Toon." He handed James the bottle. "You drink this and I'll show youse some porn tricks you never dreamed of!"
James took the bottle and drank it down all at once. He felt a strange heat that turned into a weird prickling all over - and then he suddenly metled into a pool of brightly-colored liquid! For a few terrifying moments, he was blind and deaf, aware of nothing. Then just as suddenly he could see and hear again as he reformed into a Toon. The boys all laughed and 'Lampy' grinned at him.
James looked at himself and discovered he was now a...