"Well, Zeb, Zach's pig number 23 now, and whoever was pig 23 is now in
the crate in the back of my pick up. See Zach has this twisted
mancrush on you, and thinks you have a mancrush on the guy who was pig
23. He wouldn't tell me who 23 was, so maybe you'll tell me."
"Why would he want to be pig 23?" Zeb asked incredulously.
"Well, he knows that pig 23 gets to screw all the sow cheerleaders,
and will end up ass raped by all the hogs," Beau said.
"I can understand wanting to screw the cheerleaders, but why does he
want to be screwed by the Varsity football team?"
"Cause he figured that you were going to have the football team
stretch 23's ass in preparation for you fucking him. Like I said he
has a major mancrush on you. He figures that you're going to send the
rest of the team off to the slaughter house and turn 23 back into your
personal sex slave. He wants to be that sex slave."
Zeb guffaws loudly. "You're kidding, right?"
"No, Coach Zeb, I'm dead straight," Beau says.
"So if I decide to keep Zach as 23, what are you planning to do with
the hog in your crate?"
"Well, it's standard 4H Senior Project: fatten him up as much as I
can before the State Fair, and have him graded and auctioned there."
"Will there be any other pigs for him to have sex with?"
"No, no other pigs on my dad's sheep farm. That's why I needed to get
a pig to meet the assignment I drew."
"Oh, so they make you draw projects now?" Zeb asked.
"Yeah, they don't want everyone doing the same thing, or same animal."
"Okay, so you can use him as long as he's listed as "pre-sold" before
you enter him in the State Fair. That way I'll get him back. And
promise me you'll keep him chaste. I think it'll be great to see how
big you can get him by force feeding him," Zeb says with a wicked
laugh.
Zach is soon squealing as he mounts each of the sow cheerleaders. When
the sows have all been serviced, the blue jockstrap is re-secured
around his swinehood. He is forced to go back into the pen with the
football hogs after being heavily sprayed with pig pheromone.
The male pigs squeal and snort loudly as they fight for the right to
mount pig 23. Beau comes back to the pick up and slaps your crate,
"Hang on, lil' piggy, we're going home and get you weighed and
measured. Then I'll start force feeding you." He laughs wickedly. You
wonder just how big you can grow.