"How about this?"
The man holds up the skintight pig costume. There were holes for the vital areas, but other than that it was full-body.
"Uh, seriously? That thing is weird."
"You wanted something to ignite things in the bedroom, yes?"
"I guess," Anna reasons. "How much is it?"
"I'll tell you what, take it for free. Once you've used it, let me know," he said, smiling.
Before Anna could say yes or no, he'd already taken it behind the counter and put it through the checkout. Anna stood dumbfounded, and before she knew it she was leaving carrying a kinky pig costume.
"He better appreciate this."