"Let's go mental! After all, it is Jakey's first time," suggested Hannah. Everyone else seemed to agree with Hannah, so she prepared. She lifted up the book, then proceeded to read some words you don't understand. They all begin laughing, then the clothes shring or grow to fit them. The diaper they forced onto you suddenly felt like it actually fit. They were talking about how much fun this would be, but then you couldn't seem to understand them. It all seemed lke gibberish. They all let go of your limbs, so you tried to stand up. You failed miserably, falling down on your ass. You then began to cry, uncontrollably, in fact. It didn't even hurt. One of the girls put a pacifier in your math, and you instantly felt better.
------------------------------------From this point on, we will tell this story from Jen's point of view-------------------------------------------------
Jen felt a sudden distollerance for almost everything. "Ugh, will someone shut that goddamned baby up!?" "Jake, that is no way to treet your baby brother!" said Hannah angrily. "Don't you dare talk to your mother that way, young man!"